Humor: Youre having a bad day when
I know when I am having a bad day when:
My updo is going in several different directions and I forget my hat.
I put on my shoes and head out and realize I have two different shoes on.
Shave only half of my face.
Bite into an apple and find half a worm.
My wife smiles at me only showing her bottom teeth.
My worst day was at this wedding. I was bar tending the wedding when I bent down to puck up some ice that was in a bag on the floor and split my pants from the top to the bottom. Leaving nothing to be sacred I ran to the small office in the corner of the room and started stapling my trousers. Needles to say, I finished the wedding but boy did I get pinched a lot.
I really never have a bad day. People tend to make bad days depress them and dwell on them but I always think it could be worse then it was. There is always tomorrow.
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